Ranting
The iPad is Still Useless
A million retards have bought a useless device because they believe they need this useless device. Most of them seem to have bought it for their cat though, so that’s an indication of their mental capacity right there.
You Get The Adverts You Deserve
I don’t watch TV, and I certainly never watch daytime TV, so how is it that I am fully aware of some overweight cunt singing for gocompare and some little culturally confused rat singing for comparethemarket? I’m pretty sure the mute button is still a necessary feature of the modern day TV remote purely to silence the adverts, I mean, that shit is ridiculous. Thankfully I’ve come up with an ingenious system to make adverts better…
See More Here...Footballers Are Pussies
I’m not one who watches football or sport of any kind, or TV at all actually, but on Wednesday night I found myself in a pub watching a game of football whilst eating a chicken burger. The chicken burger was excellent, but the football match was the same old mediocre shit that happens in every football match, one team was kicking a ball, as were the other team. There was also some running in between. But apparently, since the last time I watched a football match, scoring goals has been replaced with laying down and bitching.
“I’m shit at my job, which involves such taxing tasks as standing up”
