The iPad is Still Useless

I’m sorry, is it just me who remembers the few days after the announcement of the iPad? “What’s the point of this device?”, “this device fills a gap which was never there?”, “what moron could actually be suckered into buying such a useless device?”. The questions of it’s purpose came flooding in. Now, a month after it’s release, Apple tells us they’ve sold a million of these reflectionless mirrors.

A million retards have bought a useless device because they believe they need this useless device. Most of them seem to have bought it for their cat though, so that’s an indication of their mental capacity right there.

“What we wanted was a MacBook Pro without the keyboard half” was the most relevant argument I heard against the iPad, “it’s just a super sized iPod Touch”, the criticisms never ended. People were anticipating an Apple tablet so much, I’m not sure why, but when it arrived it was a limited device, and many saw through the bullshit and realised that it was rubbish.

People seemed to have forgotten all that though, as the hype grew people got suckered into buying the most pointless Apple device yet. And now here we are, a month after the iPad’s release, a million idiots to join the other 19 million mentally insufficient simpletons of this planet. God I hope that 2012 ‘end of the world’ is true so that there’s a cull of you fucking cretins. What am I saying “I hope that 2012 ‘end of the world’ is true”, I sound like you retards now.