About Us

Behind Bits Rock

One man who’s inspirtaion come from magazines and websites such as FHM, Zoo, Nuts & Front. Bits Rock was started to give you the best bits from all of these sites and many, many more.

He is based in London, UK, his name is Michael and he works for you… Also, he loves titties!

On Bits Rock

At Bits Rock, we love boobs, bums mash & gash (girls, we love lots of girls). As you will see throughout the site we have girls of our own which have specially modeled for us, models and shoots from other magazines alike as well as the girls from home, we always love those! So, along with all the girls were providing you with, were also just giving you random shit, and great stuff from all across the web. The latest UFC fight, the most jokes video on YouTube right now, why FaceBook is taking over the world, complaining about cunts who we don’t like and much more.

Will we…

Ruin your day?

Probably yes…if your a boring old man who’s turned gay. Or a girl who’s a feminist.

Present you with some SERIOUS girls?

YES! For those of you who aren’t down with our London based terminology, “SERIOUS” when said in that sentence = amazing, crazy, hot, immense!

Make you laugh?

Silly question really, of course! We strive to provide you with “jokes”

Complain?

Yes, one of our favourite things is complaining and rambling on.

Answer your questions

We’ll certainly try, send us an e-mail, we reply to 99% of e-mails. Contact us here.